once upon a time...

MR FROG'S POV
that was it... there was no where else to go... I had no other choice but... to fart during the examanation....
Oh man! that was so embarrasing... (looks left and right) fuh! at least nobody neard me... don't worry everything is going to be over very soon...
HURRY UP!!

30 minutes later...

hmm... i really need to go to the toilet... hmm... why isn't it over yt...?? (stares at the clock and realises sothing... finally...)

NO ONE'S POV
"what?!! all this time I've just waited for nothing?!! ARGGGGGHHH!!"
"SHH!" hmm... calm down...

MR FROG'S POV
as soon as I saw the girl came back from the toilet I raised my hand and asked permision to go... to the toilet
tat tadada! Mermaidman and Barnecleboy! Off we go to the loo!!

-THE END-

on the 18th of may...

salams...

today we will be talking about....

EXAMS... arrrrrgggggghhh!!! m-ma-ma-th...(dead)

the worst day of my LIFE! but also the best day ever... my girl friend (don't get me wrong she is a girl and she is my friend...) sang me my favourite song...

so lovely...(drul)...slurrp! back to the topic today.. which is... what was the topic again...? ah yes of course... and that is what made the day the best day ever... THE END.

HEY! don't you want to know what made my day worst..? umm.. other then math... hehe..well the fact that my girl friend (she's a friend and a girl get that in your mind) wrote something on a piece of paper...

yeah... it IS upsetting... well as a friend of course...

and I'm not trying to be macho... (sob...sob...) I think I have something in my eyes... no I'm not crying...

if the only person is Yo Seob then where will I be...?? it's gonna be ine last lonely guy... hmm... Justin Bieber... I think that's how you spell it... well don't get mad at me I always fail in spelling... huhu...

well kids... human kids not goats... next time when you think about wanting to couple or anything similer to that then think twice, its better if you think three times... no I'm wrong... THINK ABOUT IT FOR MORE THAN A HUNDRED TIMES!! then make the decision.. bacause thruthfully from the depth of my heart not every guy you meet is kind and really is NICE nad CARING if the guys DO care then they won't date you they'll marry you...

besides we're Malaysians we don't date we merisik... I think... hei how should I know about these things... well think wisely before regreting it... don't tust me trust yourself AND me...

happy endings...

salam

huhu...

about the title thiugh I think not much people will care... but just to tell you that I didn't watch any barbie stories that ends with a happy endings (we all know that's a lie)... and I didn't watch happily ever after either... though I DID watched that last yaer... but thats not the point...

point is that its imposible for me to watch anything right now bacause tomorrow I'm taking my exam... I know its bad for me to be online... and I know its not good for your health... well mainly for your eyes... but I just can't help it! I'm sooooooo happy! I'm getting merried to a pricess!!!

ouch!! well thats what I get for telling you a lie... hmm... the real reason I'm happy is that I finally got my present... huhuhu...

hmm... but bad news is that they ran out of green netbooks... then I had to get a...

PINK... netbook...

huff... I was at tuisyen and my mother and father wanted to suprise me... its not that I don't like them suprising me... but they didn't have to bring my younger girlish BROTHER along... if he could he would have gotten every of his belogings in PINK... I can't belive that kid...

but even so I like what was given to me... he cried anyway bacause I got mad at him... but got over it after I've been forced to but him ice-cream...

hmm... maybe I should change the title to be the worst PINK experiece ever...

Any who... I am HAPPY!! THANK YOU MOTHER AND FATHER!! I love YOU!!! ahum (clears throat) I have to be macho too you know... and well yeah you can guest that I typing with the new present...huhu... so cool...

well wish me luck...

a tale to tell...

salam...

its me again for the therd time today... I'm awake in the middle of the night...(well actually its not in the middle of the night yet.. its only 11:03) I couldn't fall asleep... I'll try to be serious this time...

I couldn't fall asleep thinking about how I didn't inform about the reason why I am suddenly blogging in English... well...
1st reason- tomorrow I'm having my English test...(not the main reason...)
2nd reason-my friends and I communicate in English(also not the main reason...)
3rd reason- I feel much comfortable telling certainties in English...(that's my main reason...)

actually I have a tale to tell... more like a confession...
owh man I'm blushing... huhuhu...
back to business... not far from my seat I can see a person... a person whom I never thought I would find... that person is like a reflection of myself... every day I come to school I always look at that person wondering if the person is actually thinking the same thing as I am right at that very moment...

always watching that person from afar... like a stray cat on the streets... opps!! thoroughly looking at the person's every move...
every move and everything that person does is exactly as I would do...
mesmerised by the person's action I began slowly have an interest in the person...

every morning I would wait until the person comes and puts one's bag and just run off to go and buy breakfast...

I would wait until the school bell rings... but sometimes I wonder does the person waits for me...?
if the person does then what will it be like...??

I wonder what it'll be like if i never came to her... because I didn't know any better...as for the day to come I surely would want the person to be like this... I meant NOT to be like the skeleton women...

the unknown name is still a mystery to me... tired... sleepy... thanks... for tuning in.. to mrfrog.fm at tut tut radio station...

adios amigo...!!

OMO! FOOOOOD!!!

salam...

a very good evening I bid to the honourable judges, my loving yet cruel teacher and last but... well of course the least... I mean NOT the least my fantastic friends...
huhu... just practicing for the so BIG competiton (f.y.i I was forced into doing this, I DID NOT DESIRE THIS... sob sob)... where is my teddy bear...?

anyway forget about the midnight mic testing lets get back to the story for today... owh! and this time I actually wrote a title how good is that?! ( hey I should have credit for something I did right... finally...)

speaking of food.. the idea of me craving for something makes me feel... uncomfortable... well because only pregnant women crave for food, I'm not saying I'm pregnant! its just... well they asked about a lot of... odd things...
how odd? hmm... how about them craving for banana brain... huh..?? I meant monkey brain... ( don't go bananas just yet froggy..) well don't ask me how I know about this I just have experience in this.....

hey! don't get the wrong idea okey! I'm NOT OLD... well not that old... I can still be considered young... I think...

ahum..(clears throat) we'll put uncertainties behind us and lets keep swimming... lets keep swimming, lets keep swimming, lets keep swimming swimming OH! Nemo!! um I WAS saying that.. only (fatties are excluded... no offence..) pregnant people crave for things... but now I'm actually craving for something... well bad news its not food... its just that nowadays I always want to hear B2st/Beast... (if you don't know its a band, a Korean band... with 6 people...and amazing voices...) everyday their songs will haunt my mind... their faces come on my dreams... ( and I'm not gay...) and....

every day I shock! SHOCK!
I'm sorry jebal naege.... umm... I don't know the rest of the lyrics.... (still singing...)

I know I'm a bad singer... but you don't have to rub it in my beautiful face... sob..sob..sob..
any way (happy again) if you don't know them yet you should really go check them out go! GO! GOOGLE THEM NOW!! quick before the world ends... passengers please stay calm in your seats because the pilot is completely sane... I hope...

well for you people out there... if you want to be famous be famous fair and circle-ly don't go sign a contract with a devil you'll end up regreting it for the rest of your lives... live like a free man BE a free man... just.. don't sell yourself for free cause no ones buying... unless your on fire... latterly on fire... well zombies have to eat too!!

and for the dearest wives out there don't crave for banana brains... monkey brains... they taste discussing... and last but NOT least if all you ladies like Korean bands don't go toooooo crazy about them... just cillex... ( truthfully I don't even know what that means...)

therefore I end my speech...Thank you, thank you you're so kind...

arggghhhh...!!

salam...

don't worry about the title its not that I've gone crazy or anything its just that I don't really know what to put for the title.... I want everyone to just calm down..
yes sit down and KEEP READING!!

ahum (clear throat) okey back to business...
Hi! I'm back! after such along time.... I think from a mellenium ago... hmm.. I actually forgot what i wanted to say... hmm... owh! remembered!

I just visited this new blog (she finally told me-well retold- her url...bwahaha) and its awesome! the first time I laid my eyes on it.. it made me feel... scared... and frightened... hehe... mesmerised by the emotion she puts in her writings (though their not actually hers... but the computer's) and it actually thought me how to successfully blog... (not that I didn't know how to blog... its just... complicated... what?! I have a life too you know!... people...)
any ways despite the emo-ness of the THING I mean art (no offence dude)... i find it cool to follow it and listenig(more like reading) the blog is needed to sustain a perfect ecosystem...

hey its just me trying to be smart... or the other way around... well who knows... except you.... there are exceptions okey...

bloggong is awesome try it some times... and be... funny don't be boring... like mr frog here! (whisper... maybe...)
hey! i heard that! well some people just couldn't speak slowly.... or not SPEAK at all...

well i guest this is the time I tell you something like the moral of the story or something... well guest what... I don't have any ... kriik...kriik..kriik...
okey that is not funny... well what I'm trying to say is that when ever someone does something like blogging for instance, it doesn't matter how the person does it or how fun it is... what's important is that person does it because she/he has good intentions that's what counts... and don't count number after this okey? I don't want to be the one teaching you inappropriate things...
hope you have something out of the little things in life... your life not mine!