Friday, June 17, 2011

Romeo oh Romeo!

salams...

hey fellas! how are you doing..?? well I'm just here for a while trying to tell you that I got to become a prop for a cute little girl.s story... huhu..
it was desasterous at first but after only 20 minutes of practicing,.... we finally got better at it huhuhu... hey! I do know how to act okey!!

any who... af course the Charming prince was me (bushing... I thing...) and the princess was as beautiful as ever... Princess Nabilah... huhuhu...

well let me tell you a little about the story...

once upon a time there was a kingdom that I didn't remember the name... sorry... there lived a beautiful princess... Princess Nabilah...

she was sooo pretty that she enchanted almost every men in the kingdom... though she did not intend so... but not every one likes the princess.... deep in the forest there lived a witch... Witch... something.... Dayanah would be easier... she hated the princess more than anything else in the forest (well couse she only know the forest and the kingdom...)

but the best part was that she was given a reward...

for being the ugliest 'THING' alive...

owh!! my eyes!!!
well she didn't like the princess for she thought that she was more beautiful than her and she even thinks that the princess was the ugliest girl ever lived...

well she should REALLY look in the mirror...

as she kidnaps the princess on her 15th birthday the princess gave a letter to a pelikan... so that the pelikan can give it to the nearest princess available... (his where I come in...^_^)

the pelikan dropped the letter and the letter was swallowed by a whale! but luckily the whale was also a postman... er,... I mean a postwhale...and so the letter was safely resieved by the prince... the handsome and brave prince... you didn't think I'd tell you my name did ya?? Prince Froggy!!! huhuhu...
but unfortunately the prince didn't read the letter... because it was slimy, dirty and wet... so he thru it away... in the end the prince didn't come to the rescue...
in stead the princess prayed for her freedom and the following day she did... so she live happily again with her beloved parents...
special credit for the ghost...

the moral was...
"double is trouble, single is SIMPLE!" never have a boyfriend...

THE END

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

pantun... harapan...

satu dua tiga empat,
lima enam tujuh lapan,
jangan lari jangan lompat,
sila jalan dengan sopan.
- by Farhan H.

salam,

hey dudes! the above is what we like to call a pantun. Of course you know that... but the catchy part is that this pantun is made by a 10 years old child. Belive it or not it's true...

Usually I think -well most of us DO think- that 10 years old are immature (no offence there dude) and playful... but then again things can be different... well miracles can happen. He created the pantun especially for girls nowadays. He stated(ahum of course I got to interview this infamous kid...) that girls nowadays don't act the way they should.

In the old days, women are know as the most delicate and fragile being. Men take good care of women... IN THE OLD DAYS... they are so decent... but now... the so called women mutated... they talk rudely, they dress like men and the most critical part is that they don't have the true qualifications of being a girl, like how to cook, or how to do the house chores and most importantly is being TAME and NOT WILD...

The most upsetting things is that it really took a lot out of the old poeple to realise this but a 10 years old child saw the difference just by looking at the way the SO called women walk in the streets... (lets just hope he didn't see them doing strip dancing...)

Monday, June 06, 2011

i think i wanna marry you,...

salam...



the un machable beauty... bleh...



just got married,...

and just got a... BABY!!

that's new...






happy birthday to mee...

opps!! kindda ruined the cake... huhuhu... sowie...









huhu.. don't be frighten... I'M not the one getting married... or am I..?

well who cares... anyway on the 2nd of June my aunt got married... hey as we know people are USUALLY stunning during weddings but just to be honest... SHE was DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!

then again not that I was forced to say so (though we DO know i WAS) so... yeah all that's well ends well...

well look at the bright side at least I get to pretend to get married...