OMO! FOOOOOD!!!

salam...

a very good evening I bid to the honourable judges, my loving yet cruel teacher and last but... well of course the least... I mean NOT the least my fantastic friends...
huhu... just practicing for the so BIG competiton (f.y.i I was forced into doing this, I DID NOT DESIRE THIS... sob sob)... where is my teddy bear...?

anyway forget about the midnight mic testing lets get back to the story for today... owh! and this time I actually wrote a title how good is that?! ( hey I should have credit for something I did right... finally...)

speaking of food.. the idea of me craving for something makes me feel... uncomfortable... well because only pregnant women crave for food, I'm not saying I'm pregnant! its just... well they asked about a lot of... odd things...
how odd? hmm... how about them craving for banana brain... huh..?? I meant monkey brain... ( don't go bananas just yet froggy..) well don't ask me how I know about this I just have experience in this.....

hey! don't get the wrong idea okey! I'm NOT OLD... well not that old... I can still be considered young... I think...

ahum..(clears throat) we'll put uncertainties behind us and lets keep swimming... lets keep swimming, lets keep swimming, lets keep swimming swimming OH! Nemo!! um I WAS saying that.. only (fatties are excluded... no offence..) pregnant people crave for things... but now I'm actually craving for something... well bad news its not food... its just that nowadays I always want to hear B2st/Beast... (if you don't know its a band, a Korean band... with 6 people...and amazing voices...) everyday their songs will haunt my mind... their faces come on my dreams... ( and I'm not gay...) and....

every day I shock! SHOCK!
I'm sorry jebal naege.... umm... I don't know the rest of the lyrics.... (still singing...)

I know I'm a bad singer... but you don't have to rub it in my beautiful face... sob..sob..sob..
any way (happy again) if you don't know them yet you should really go check them out go! GO! GOOGLE THEM NOW!! quick before the world ends... passengers please stay calm in your seats because the pilot is completely sane... I hope...

well for you people out there... if you want to be famous be famous fair and circle-ly don't go sign a contract with a devil you'll end up regreting it for the rest of your lives... live like a free man BE a free man... just.. don't sell yourself for free cause no ones buying... unless your on fire... latterly on fire... well zombies have to eat too!!

and for the dearest wives out there don't crave for banana brains... monkey brains... they taste discussing... and last but NOT least if all you ladies like Korean bands don't go toooooo crazy about them... just cillex... ( truthfully I don't even know what that means...)

therefore I end my speech...Thank you, thank you you're so kind...